* ringsignal *
– Ja, det är SÄPO här.
– Hi, this is CIA. Your big brother, remember?
– How could we forget? Thank’s for the party. Or as we say in Sweden; tack för senast…
– What ever. We would like you to turn up your emergency level, to increase your security and of course the repression of the people. Any problems with that?
– Oh, no. We will do it as fast as we can. Are there any press releases about it?
– No, but you can use the words islamists, terror, threats and air port. But don’t forget to put a ”no” or a ”not” in front. We don’t want to cause panic, do we… ho, ho, ho?
– Of course not.
* Klick *
– Hello? CIA?
… They hung up.